Here is a handy grooming trip you might not have thought of before. Here is what you do to help get your hard-working feet to smell a whole lot better. Those after shave lotions that well-meaning folks give you over Thanksgiving and Xmas, well, you’ll lather it over your feet. Not too much, mind you, that would not be necessary. Your feet will smell well enough by then. Another tip then. Create more than enough space in your monthly to yearly budget for regular mens hair care detroit mi parlor visits as well as product calls.
Now, why the heck would anyone want to perfume their feet with their gift pack shaving lotion? Well, for one thing, because they can. And the other thing is this. Those well-meaning folks, well, they meant well and this was all they could afford to buy. And somehow or another, they honestly thought that you were going to like their well-wrapped gifts which you could just as well smell right through the gift-wrapping paper.
Even Santa knew what was inside of the box. But then again, both he and his elves are old pros at sussing out those gifts. And maybe, just maybe, that’s why Rudolf is always sneezing himself to a red nose. Could it be that he has a huge allergy to all such cheap and inferior complexities? Seems to be the case that you need not bother telling Santa any of this. He’s still ho-ho-ing all the way to the next delivery drop off.
But he had better be moving it. They say that Father Time is catching up with Father Xmas and shipping rates these days, well now, they’ve just been getting better and better every year, haven’t they?